Proud Vagina Owner
A proud owner of a vagina somewhere in New York who is in a passionate lovers quarrel with the world.
3 months ago 
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Things I Want to Say to the Public
- The whole point of going to Pacha or any other electro/house/trance celebrating club/concert, is to dress crazy and to get lost in the music. The dressing aspect for these events ties into the creativity and the fun behind this experience. So fuck you females who are in your five inch heels and skin tight dresses because we all know you are posers.
- I get it, Jeremy Lin is Asian and I am Asian too. What a coincidence? There’s also about 10 billion of us worldwide. Yeah we like to breed, but in all honesty — that’s not why I am a fan. That would be stupid to say that all Asians support one another, because I definitely don’t. If you suck, I’m not going to like you because you are Asian. The reason why I like Lin is because he is humble, smart, great at his craft, and serving wins for the Knicks. SO, please refrain from telling me this redundant Asian joke. I know it sounds hilarious in your head, but in real life - it’s not.
- Sarcastic women are a gift to mankind because most women are dumb, materialistic, and self absorbed. Sarcasm is an art form and people need to have a certain mental capacity to dish out these witty commentaries or to understand them. See the beauty behind sarcastic women, and appreciate their intelligence.
- I’m tired of society always trying to romanticize everything, ie: take the song Lotus Flower Bomb by Wale. All of you guys are swooning over this, quoting it, and then putting it up everywhere. Lotus flower is another word for pussy. It means you have the bomb pussy. Great thing to be proud of. It’s not a love song. It’s a song about sex. It’s about getting into your pants. That’s it.
- I have this amazing ability to make people feel dumb. Most of the time it’s normally because they are already dumb, and I just point it out making it very easy to enable my wonderful powers.
